'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
> Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
> The tube socks was hung on the window sill
> and we all had smiles up on our grill.
> Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
> in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
> And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine,
> had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by,
> Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
> I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
> 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
> well anyway....
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
> She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
> I said, for real doe, come check dis out.
We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt.
> Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
> Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat
> I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
> He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
> "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
> To the top of the projects & across the strip mall,
> We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof,
> and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
> he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
> But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
> I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
> Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
> a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
> He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat,
> and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
> he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
> His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
> His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side.
> Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
> A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
> He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
> He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
> To tap that booty waitin' at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight,
> was a loud and hearty.....
> "WEESSST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"